Don't call me fat.

I have painstakingly shaved two inches off my waistline with ab-xercise. I stand at a very desirable 25 now.

Please don't compare me with my sister, who has no butt to speak of anyway. Please don't make fun of my curls, I've actually grown to like them a fair bit. Please don't say my face looks rounder.

I'm a sensitive girl.